Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Stoooooooooopid!

From: Bitter Bridge
To: Surley Sister

I hope you've realize I'm putting the "o" in stupid for comic relief of being stupid.
I was just on the most pointless conference call EVER for the summer team. Now I have an hour to kill before I leave to meet Andrea for le movie.
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From: Surley Sister
To: Bitter Bridge

Please revoke comment that I'm not stupid, cause I had lotsa u's cause I thought I was being emphatically stupid (in my mind, spelled: stoopid)

-10 points for all the brain cells i lost reading about cupcakes

Hissy Fit #1

From: Bitter Bridge
To: Surley Sister

Did you get your free coffee this morning? Yum yum!
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From: Surley Sister
To: Bitter Bridge

You bet, and it wasn't busy at all. There is a good possibility I'll also go by on my way home and snag a coffee for tomorrow...get a tea?
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From: Bitter Bridge
To: Surley Sister

No, they threw a hissy that tea isn't included. Then I threw a hissy that I was told that it was. I ended up with a coffee. Hissy fit wasted...tough crowd!
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From: Surley Sister
To: Bitter Bridge

Of course you threw a hissy fit. Should have asked if your barista boyfriend would be working today and he could get you free tea.

Things That Suck - June 11/09 edition

From: Bitter Bridge
To: Surley Sister

1. Not having any work to do today because I'm waiting on another team to get their act together
2. Being too prepared for a nothing day in the office, that I can't even find something minimal to do
3. Growing old with cats....just sayin'
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From: Surley Sister
To: Bitter Bridge

Re: Things that suck...con't
4. being at a retreat all morning, so when you get back and are ready to do things, there is nothing for you to do because the twat you're waiting on was also at the retreat....
5. growing old with cats....word!

Things that do not suck:
1. getting your son to date their daughter to steal.....their gold
2. the coolio dance that goes with "i wear my sunnnnglasses at night......."
3. not spitting toothpaste all over the kitchen
4. starbucks, when you can manage to keep it all in your cup

...unexpected rain also sucks